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I just watched a white version of “You Got Served” live!

Can’t wait to watch the 3D black version when I get home.

1) People. Everywhere.
2) …

I am considering taking it up again just so that I don’t have to be the guy standing alone in the bar for 80% of the night. I need more friends that are nonsmokers. I mean, really - it would be great. Hanging out at a bar? You’re not left saving the table. Carpooling? You’re not stuck choosing between your car smelling like smoke and you smelling like smoke from their car. Seems that everyone quitting smoking is out of the question… Maybe starting up again is the answer. Or maybe I should stab my friends.

I was sucking on a bite-size Hershey’s with Almonds when I was walking to the bathroom. As I was peeing, the chocolate disappeared and only the almonds remained. I suddenly realized: I was in the men’s room holding a penis with nuts in my mouth.

Damn you, Office.

It ensures that I will spend the rest of the ride nervously glancing over my shoulder for the killer in the backseat.

A woman with decidedly Asian features just declared she is “Italian and Asian.” But isn’t “Asian” pretty vague? I’d call her Asian so as not to offend by getting it wrong, but wouldn’t an Asian person say they are Chinese, Japanese, Korean, whatever, when discussing their heritage? I’m surprised at the lack of specificity.

Just throwing that out there.

Not much of a suicide note, but there it is.